To be honest I didn’t expect to like the game very much, but some of its qualities made it bearable, so to speak.
For starters it feels like a Devil May Cry, which isn’t bad if you’re into the genre and feel of games. It has some better points don’t worry. The combat for one is amazing as long as you don't mind seeing a woman in a skimpy suit from time to time, since the suit is her hair. It features nice combos, and abilities that never fail to keep you entertained. She can also pick up defeated enemies’ weapons, nice right? The boss battles are also something to smile at.
The story on the other hand is pretty simple if you look at it, as evil versus good, you being the evil. We (I) didn’t get it; it confused the hell out of us (me). It felt too long and a bit too detailed to some us, while our buddy felt it was fantastic all around. I’m not sure if you’d understand it but I thought I’d just le t you know the game let’s you ski[ the cut scenes, that’s what we did the second go round and it didn’t feel any different from the first game.
What other good points are there, if good game play, and graphics aren’t enough? We didn’t see any, except it was an all around crazy ass game, the kept you trying to execute torture attacks, and initiating witch time while attacking foes.
The bad side is that it has one of the worst soundtracks we’ve ever heard; J-pop fanatics that we are we couldn’t even bare the ‘J-Pop’ featured in the game. The only plus side to it, is the fact that you can turn it off. Trust us you’ll want to do that.
Another down point to the game is that almost everything in the game feels like a sexual euphemism. The hardest level after beating it twice [Normal and Hard] is ‘Non-Stop Climax’, eh, does that not get your mind in the gutter? Even better the final/strongest attack is called the ‘Climax’, which involves her hair, that served as her clothes, completely uncovering everything but her candy jar goodies. [This was a feature I didn’t like, but that can’t be helped.] Even her normal walk is that of not even sultry, more like tramp-ish, though many have tried to defend saying she walks ‘with model grace’, chyeah right! It annoyed me so much I refused to walk in the game. When doing certain actins in the game she’ll even pose like a photo shoot for ya’, I don’t know but this little tidbit also set me off. It may be rated M for Mature [17+], but seriously.
Don’t get the wrong idea [girls], the game is wicked fun, just has a few annoying qualities. The game will definitely bring a smile to your face. The combats crazy, the puzzles, it will keep anyone in their seat for a good minute, it’s great game all around, so if you don’t mind ‘partial’ nudity, English accents, girl fights, crazy gore with sexual themes. Go buy it, it’s worth it [a lot of other groups rated it from 5/5 to 9/10], but if you're like me, you’ll probably rent it, beat it, earn all the achievements, then send it back.
-Domioku
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